IT'S ALL BEEN SATIRIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION BILL MAHER

HIS IGNORANCE WAS AS REMARKABLE AS HIS KNOWLEDGE ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

ONE MAN'S STYLE MUST NOT BE THE RULE OF ANOTHERS JANE AUSTEN

THE SUN SHONE HAVING NO ALTERNATIVE ON THE NOTHING NEW SAMUEL BECKETT

HIS FINEST HOUR LASTED FOR A MINUTE AND A HALF PHYLLIS DILLER